Lyrics

I see you and me
And baby makes three
And you know, that's one too many for me
I want you to be ever faithful to me
And let the others be
I will keep you satisfied
Worry-free, warm and cuddly
I want you to want me like I do
And then we will live in perfect harmony

You belong to me
Delivered and for free
'Cause Santa Claus put you under my tree

Love and Romance have had their chance
Yesterday's ways have faded away
I need strong hands on a front door man
Hug and tease me, baby that's the plan

[spoken] So clean up over there and bring me a cool beer
And brush my long a silky hair
'Cause (baby) I don't care

All about you, I don't have to know
Just come (honey) and please me
Love me from my head to my toes

Give yourself to me
In a box marked 'Urgent Delivery'
'Cause you're my Christmas Fantasy
So baby unwrap and let me see what's out of sight
To get me through this stormy night with you

And me right here under this tree
And you know that's just how I want it to be
I've been so damn good baby all year long
Sitting by my phone listening to lonely songs

I sent my list up north and now I paid my bill
And now I want a teddy-bear to ward off this chill
And I know you will keep me satisfied
Worry-free, warm and cuddly

'Cause Santa Clause, the seven dwarves,
The mailman and the paperboy
All understand I need a man
And baby, they sent you to me...
Yeah, they sent you to me..